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April 12, 2013

I love to use the word annoying...

Okay...so I am somewhat in an irritable mood today. My husband would tell me to leave the word "somewhat" out of my last sentence.

I decided today that I would blog about my annoyances for the past 24 hours. I try to be positive on here. I really do. However, sometimes you just need to get things off your chest. Before I get a shameful comment trying to make me feel guilty...I know these annoyances aren't the end of the world and things could be a lot worse.

This will be somewhat humorous, I promise.

1. Progressive Insurance commercials

Any commercial involving Flo, the Progressive Insurance lady, is bound to make me poke my eyeballs out. Here I am, relaxing after a long day of work, and the next thing I know this STUPID commercial comes on. I immediately tense up and want to throw my dog's bone at the television. Seriously!!! HOW ARE THESE COMMERCIALS STILL PLAYING. MAKE THEM GO AWAY. This poor actress will never have a chance after staring as Flo. God save us all from these commercials. And why did they name her FLO?!!!! Seriously! That name makes every woman cringe simply because....well, you know!

Even my dog hates these commercials.

2. Sweaty legs at night

I am sorry if this grosses some of you out but I am not perfect. I don't sleep in perfect matching pajamas, I wake up with dragon breath and my legs sweat at night. I seriously can't stand it. Especially after I have just put fresh sheets on the bed. After months of dealing with this off and on, I decided to google it this morning. Turns out the highest answers on forums for those with a problem like this are those that are going through severe withdrawals, menopause or are on anti-depressants. Now, none of these are possible so I probably just need to turn the air conditioning on. But GEEZ...so gross. You know, come to think of it, it has just started after getting married. Maybe sleeping next to another warm body (my husband) is making me sweat. Moving on.

3. My husband

First things first. I love this man. I really do. But sometimes we annoy each other so much. Here are a few things that have been driving me nuts!!! The one morning I don't have to wake up at the butt crack of dawn, my husband decides to get up at 6:15am and make himself an English muffin. This morning I woke up to sounds of a knife scraping a peanut butter jar. This kid was going to town trying to get every last bit of peanut butter out of that jar! Its like "geez, why don't you just lick it clean!!!!?" Can I please just sleep past 6:30am for once?!

Secondly, my husband will kill me for writing this but I don't care. My favorite hairspray is the L'oreal Elnett Satin Hairspray. He had his own bottle of hairspray for the first 3 months of marriage, decided he didn't like his, and kept stealing mine. Finally, I just gave it to him because I was tired of him reaching under the cabinet for it while I was doing my makeup. Do you know how hard it is to apply eye liner when someone is constantly reaching under you for hairspray!?! I haven't even gotten to the annoying part yet. This kid uses so much hairspray every morning that I think I have developed emphysema. After he uses it, I feel like I am sitting in a room with a bunch of anthrax.

4. Papercuts

Lastly, I have gotten 2 of these bad boys in the past 2 days. SO ANNOYING!

That's all. Looking forward to an un-annoying weekend.

What is annoying you lately? Am I the only one that goes through periods of being really annoyed with certain things?

Happy Friday!

1 comment:

  1. hahahaha I am dying over your husband's use of hairspray!!!! I do know what it's like to battle in the bathroom while trying to get ready! Todd likes to comb his hair perfectly which is like a 15 minute process whilst Im doing my makeup and he WONT slide over!!! Annoys me to know in! Next master bath with have a double sink for dang sure!